Who AM I?

I have spent 40+ years trying to figure my shit out.  I pretty much blame my mother for all of my issues.  I am a married, working momma of two girls that love with all my heart when I am not turning purple screaming at them to stop beating the crap out of each other.  I am sarcastic, somewhat funny, and curse like a trucker.  I know my faults and my strengths, and I am a great friend.  Hopefully, I don’t piss off too many of my friends by writing this.